If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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