We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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