I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
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FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
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Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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