whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
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Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
The pigeons can smell the fear
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
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A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.