She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
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We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
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And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize