Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
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what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
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Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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