I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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