"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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