You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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