I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I love having hate sex.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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