just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
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i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
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I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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