i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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