So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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