Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
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He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
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We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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