Your dad touched me again.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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