8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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