no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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