Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
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we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
You dont lie about slip and slides
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
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The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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