He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
