We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
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just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
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Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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