She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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