You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
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Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
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She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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