she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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