If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
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Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
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Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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