shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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