Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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