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Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
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about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
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hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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