yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
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