I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
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I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
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All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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