I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
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Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
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Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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