Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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