ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
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Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
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For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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