You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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