so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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