just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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