Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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