I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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