Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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