she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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