Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
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He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
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Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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