Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
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organizing the empties. That sober.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
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I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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