but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
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He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
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Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
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