Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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