why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
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she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
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Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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