This is not my ceiling
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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