I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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