worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
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When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
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I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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