What a fucking waste of an outfit
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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