Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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