Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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