just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
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I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
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I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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