can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
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plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
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there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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