i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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