I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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