maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
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I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
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I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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