I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Fuck me I smell like cheese
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
