I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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