apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
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she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
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I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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