How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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