Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
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Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
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It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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