My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I think people are normalizing furries
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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