what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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